The HSHD Drinking Game!

Drink when:

There’s more than a three-point spread in the final score on a movie.
Josh or Matt remind us how easily Adam could beat them up.
Anyone references The Final.
Anyone references Professional Wrestling.
Anyone does the Bane Voice.
Anyone jokes about how one of the other guys is gay.
Adam says “hamfisted.”
Adam praises the “handoffs” in VFX work.
Adam says, “As a filmmaker…”
Adam reminds us how easily he could beat up someone in the movie (or Josh and Matt.)
Adam says “Teat-ahs” or “teats.”
Josh says, “as a writer…”
Josh talks about how a weak ending ruined a movie.
Josh says, “narratively speaking,” or “in the context of the narrative…”
Josh says something that, outside of context, reads incredibly racist.
Josh says “boobs.”
Josh repeats a joke someone else just made.
Matt says, “the conceit of the..”
Matt likes a movie more because Josh hates it.
Matt says something hipster-y.
Remy barks at Chet.

Finish your drink when:

Chet barks at Remy.
One of the guys references the hotness of another one’s wife.
Matt or Josh talks about how they could beat someone else up.

Please feel free to post additional rules suggestions in the comments.

6 Responses to The HSHD Drinking Game!

  1. Avatar Joshua Nite
    Joshua Nite says:

    Josh describes something as “gnarly.”
    Josh says something in Spanish besides the movie titles.

  2. Avatar Joshua Nite
    Joshua Nite says:

    Matt says a variation of “shit goes sideways.”

  3. Avatar Joshua Nite
    Joshua Nite says:

    Anyone describes victims or monsters as “like Dusk ‘Til Dawn vampires.”

    Josh says any two peripheral characters are the “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern” of a movie.

    Adam talks about his cheater cable box growing up.

  4. Avatar Joshua Nite
    Joshua Nite says:

    Josh sings. Finish your drink if Adam sings. Finish the bottle if Matt sings.


    If Adam accuses Matt and Josh of being pretentious
    If Adam says “Cock Fuckery” or just “Fuckery”
    If Adam says “Sucks Dick for Cash”

  6. Avatar Joshua Nite
    Joshua Nite says:

    If Adam says an actress “can get it.”